10 Random Poker Quotes

Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Why not, when some because there are three.
women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers