10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Fold and live to fold again
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.