10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer