10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.