10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth