10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss