10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "No river, no fish."
• It's Free To Fold...
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.