10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.