10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury