10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.