10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes