10 Random Poker Quotes

I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Never educate a stupid poker player.
Why not, when some because there are three.
Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-