10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer