10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it