10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- It's Free To Fold...