10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Welcome to kicker school
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson