10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.