10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com