10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim