10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen