10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)