10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim