10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.