10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.