10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!