10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Poker is for loners.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.