10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword