10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"