10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• im going to 2 out you to death
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"