10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts