10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."