10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)