10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament