10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "No river, no fish."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.