10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave