10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.