10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)