10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth