10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)