10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"