10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.