10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.