10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph