10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-