10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."