10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Welcome to kicker school
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.