10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!