10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)