10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."