10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.